I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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