He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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