He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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