Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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