How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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