Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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