Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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