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(517): View more from Michigan

I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo

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(440): View more from Ohio

My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.

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(917): View more from New York City

She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.

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(416): View more from Toronto

you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.

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(801): View more from Utah

He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?

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