dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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