he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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