hell yes lets make some ravioli
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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