Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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