butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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