I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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