i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We are two peas in an std pod
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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