it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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