Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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