we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm both gender and math confused
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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