STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
As shirtless as possible
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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