The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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