I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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