dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
