I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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