and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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