You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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