....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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