So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i just had sex bonerless
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
we're so committed to being not committed
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