Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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