gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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