i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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