Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I need a burrito and a hug.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
