Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(519): View more from Ontario

It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.

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(904): View more from Florida

i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not

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(360): View more from Washington

you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands

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(240): View more from Maryland

She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.

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(517): View more from Michigan

She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.

(1-517): View more from Michigan

You must be good in bed dude

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit

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(330): View more from Ohio

it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.

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(770): View more from Georgia

It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!

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