Me. At least after what I've been through.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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