I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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