Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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