you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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