she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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