Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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