3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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