We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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