I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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