We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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