hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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