You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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