do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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