Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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