Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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