you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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