You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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