white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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