yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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