Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
well you can't waste a boner
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
