Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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